{"product_id":"couch-access-subject-to-doxie-approval-doxie-t-shirt","title":"Couch Access Subject To Doxie Approval. Doxie t-shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"4135\" data-end=\"4200\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eHaving a couch does not automatically grant permission to use it.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4202\" data-end=\"4490\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCouch Access Subject to Doxie Approval\u003c\/strong\u003e is for households where every seating request must pass inspection by a very small, very serious authority figure. Empty cushions may appear available, but final clearance depends entirely on the doxie’s mood, location, and willingness to share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4492\" data-end=\"4733\"\u003eThe design captures the familiar gatekeeper energy of a doxie guarding the best seat in the house. With its dry official language and understated vintage look, the joke feels specific to real doxie life without becoming loud or overdone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4735\" data-end=\"4947\"\u003ePrinted on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee with heavyweight cotton, a relaxed fit, and a soft garment-dyed finish. Perfect for couch negotiations, restricted seating situations, and humans awaiting approval from below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Garment-dyed\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e• 7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003cbr\u003e• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e82.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Doxie Chaos Club","offers":[{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":58199911498063,"sku":"4455998_21534","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":58199911530831,"sku":"4455998_21535","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":58199911563599,"sku":"4455998_21536","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":58199911596367,"sku":"4455998_21537","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":58199911629135,"sku":"4455998_21538","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":58199911661903,"sku":"4455998_21539","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":58199911694671,"sku":"4455998_21540","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":58199911727439,"sku":"4455998_17707","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":58199911760207,"sku":"4455998_17708","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":58199911792975,"sku":"4455998_17709","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":58199911825743,"sku":"4455998_17710","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":58199911858511,"sku":"4455998_17711","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":58199911891279,"sku":"4455998_17712","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":58199911924047,"sku":"4455998_17713","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":58199911956815,"sku":"4455998_16523","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":58199911989583,"sku":"4455998_16524","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":58199912022351,"sku":"4455998_16525","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":58199912055119,"sku":"4455998_16526","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":58199912087887,"sku":"4455998_16527","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":58199912120655,"sku":"4455998_16528","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":58199912153423,"sku":"4455998_17507","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":58199912186191,"sku":"4455998_15124","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":58199912218959,"sku":"4455998_15125","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":58199912251727,"sku":"4455998_15126","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":58199912284495,"sku":"4455998_15127","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":58199912317263,"sku":"4455998_15128","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":58199912350031,"sku":"4455998_16335","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":58199912382799,"sku":"4455998_17508","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/2677\/3839\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-khaki-front-6a520f05319dd.jpg?v=1783762709","url":"https:\/\/doxiechaosclub.com\/products\/couch-access-subject-to-doxie-approval-doxie-t-shirt","provider":"Doxie Chaos Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}